Тотальная неудачница и убийца жёстких дисков.
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THE GOLDEN RULE OF ARTS AND SCIENCES
The one who has the gold makes the rules
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Cahn's Axiom:
When all else fails, read the instructions
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A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works
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As of next week, passwords will be entered in Morse code
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Bubble Memory, n.: A derogatory term, usually referring to a person's intelligence. See also "vacuum tube"
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A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms.
-- George Wald
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-- Mark Twain
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Isn't it strange that the same people that laugh at gypsy fortune tellers take economists seriously?
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Noncombatant, n.: A dead Quaker.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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It's lucky you're going so slowly, because you're going in the wrong direction
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How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on
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Boss, n.: According to the Oxford English Dictionary, in the Middle Ages the words "boss" and "botch" were largely synonymous, except that boss, in addition to meaning "a supervisor of workers" also meant "an ornamental stud."
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Keep America beautiful. Swallow your beer cans
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It is much easier to suggest solutions when you know nothing about the problem
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Amnesia used to be my favorite word, but then I forgot it
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Famous last words:
1) "Don't worry, I can handle it."
2) "You and what army?"
3) "If you were as smart as you think you are, you wouldn't be a cop."
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#original-date: 13.10.2014 Mon
#original-time: 11:04 AM
#original-day: 5192
#original-host: WinXP Prof SP3 (Build 2600)
The world is coming to an end. Please log off
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THE GOLDEN RULE OF ARTS AND SCIENCES
The one who has the gold makes the rules
---
Cahn's Axiom:
When all else fails, read the instructions
---
A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works
---
As of next week, passwords will be entered in Morse code
---
Bubble Memory, n.: A derogatory term, usually referring to a person's intelligence. See also "vacuum tube"
---
A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms.
-- George Wald
---
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-- Mark Twain
---
Isn't it strange that the same people that laugh at gypsy fortune tellers take economists seriously?
---
Noncombatant, n.: A dead Quaker.
-- Ambrose Bierce
---
It's lucky you're going so slowly, because you're going in the wrong direction
---
How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on
---
Boss, n.: According to the Oxford English Dictionary, in the Middle Ages the words "boss" and "botch" were largely synonymous, except that boss, in addition to meaning "a supervisor of workers" also meant "an ornamental stud."
---
Keep America beautiful. Swallow your beer cans
---
It is much easier to suggest solutions when you know nothing about the problem
---
Amnesia used to be my favorite word, but then I forgot it
---
Famous last words:
1) "Don't worry, I can handle it."
2) "You and what army?"
3) "If you were as smart as you think you are, you wouldn't be a cop."
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